I hope someone remembered to wake McGovern before they locked up NDP last night , as during the game he was slumped against a goalpost with with a bottle of champagne singing 'old land syne' he was sleeping like a log when the ref blew for full-time
Just phoned the police about there appeal for the missing person , the Sutton family can rest easy i seen him catching a sneak out of Canzo's back pocket as the big man left the pitch
Jingle bells , jingle bells , jingle all the way , oh what fun it is to pump the well on New Years Day ,
WE WANT SIX , WE WANT SIX .
THANK YOU ACCIES FOR THE BEST NEW YEARS DAY EVER !!!!!