Ross County tempt quality striker in David Goodwillie.
The bawbags from Maryhill get goal machine and probably the hottest youthful property in Scottish football on loan.
We get the latest youtube/Eurotrash/selection bingo/lucky dip/arsehole winder/that we are so used to.
Hope I'm proved wrong,doubt it though.
Where is Wale Kwik Ajet when you need him?