Imagine the luck we have being alive at a time when Dominic Cummings and Gordon Strachan are competing for most unbelievable things to say to the press.
Strachan scores in the top corner by saying
"If you think giving a good product is watching two teams in the bottom half of the Scottish Premiership playing on a plastic pitch, you're kidding yourself," he said. "Absolutely kidding yourself." (Wonder who he's talking about?) before Cummings knocks in a late and disputed equaliser by revealing we have all been doing the lockdown wrong, bar clever old him.
Without wishing to politicise the board, both made me a little sick, but Strachan really comes across as a doddery old fool dribbling uncomfortably from the corner of his mouth into a microphone. If clubs like his own were so professional, they would be miles ahead of us, particularly aided by the massive advantage their huge crowds and better atmosphere generates
His total lack of self-awareness is emphasised when he says clubs should all
find your level that you play at - I thought that was exactly what happens in league football over the years, coronavirus notwithstanding. I can't wait for what comedy gold comes next from either of these t##spots.